#mischievous child

[aventurineswife]

The dad Aventurine fic genuinely made me want to cry but now i can't stop thinking of something

Imagine Aventurine having an extremely chaotic kid, like one of those kids where u take your eyes off of them 00.1 seconds and they 10 broken bones, have broken at least 15 vases and is currently on a sugar rush from eating too much candy.

It can be either a boy or a girl! Im very in love with your writing and i'd love to see your own thoughts on this Idea. Overall just Aventurine having to deal with his little demon spawn

The Greatest Award

Summary: Aventurine’s life is a high-stakes game, but nothing could prepare him for the chaos of parenting his five-year-old child. In a single afternoon, his once-luxurious office is reduced to shambles, courtesy of a sugar-fueled miniature whirlwind. As Aventurine tries to reign in the chaos with his usual charm and strategy, he learns that even the sharpest gambler can’t outwit the boundless energy and imagination of their own child.

Tags: Dad!Aventurine and his demon spawn child, Parent-Child Bonding, Domestic Chaos, Fluff and Humor, Mischievous Child, Found Family Themes.

Warnings: Mildly Destructive Child Antics, Implied Past Trauma(?), Excessive Use of Candy and Paint.

A/N: I lost my previous fic i wrote about this req, seems like it didn't save... 😭😔💔. So, have this while I cry with my broken back 😪

The room, once an opulent display of Aventurine’s impeccable taste, now resembled the aftermath of a casino heist gone wrong. The velvet curtains had been pulled down, puddling on the floor like fallen royalty. His priceless roulette-themed rug? Drenched in some unidentifiable sticky substance that smelled faintly of caramel.

And in the center of it all stood the culprit—Aventurine’s five-year-old child, grinning like a miniature devil. Their hair, much like their father’s, was streaked with suspiciously bright blue paint. In their hand, they wielded what appeared to be the broken leg of an antique chair as if it were a sword, declaring, “I’m the Ruler of the Candy Castle!”

“Darling,” Aventurine’s voice was sharp but calm, his smile firmly in place despite the chaos around him. “Care to explain why my baccarat table is missing a leg?”

The child tilted their head, pretending to think. “A monster ate it.”

“A monster?” Aventurine pinched the bridge of his nose, feeling a rare migraine brewing. “Was it the same monster who broke three vases, emptied my desk drawer of poker chips, and decided my coat rack was a jungle gym?”

They nodded enthusiastically. “Yeah, and then it told me candy makes monsters go away!”

Before he could respond, they took off like a rocket, their tiny feet thundering across the marble floor.

“Darling—” Aventurine began, but they were already scaling a bookshelf like some kind of sugar-fueled mountain goat.

For a moment, he simply stared, calculating the odds of them not breaking a limb versus the likelihood of toppling the entire structure. Slim to none. He reached out just in time to catch them mid-leap, their laughter ringing in his ears as he set them firmly back on the ground.

“Listen, kitten,” he said, crouching down to meet their wild eyes. “You’re giving Daddy a run for his money, and I don’t lose. But if you keep this up, I might have to start betting on when you’ll turn the entire estate into rubble.”

They gasped dramatically. “You’d bet on me?”

“Absolutely.” He tapped their nose. “But I’d also bet that if you sat down for five minutes—five minutes, mind you—I’d let you pick out the next ridiculous hat I wear to work.”

Their eyes sparkled with devious glee. “Even the one with the feathers?”

Aventurine suppressed a groan. He had gambled with empires, conned royalty, and survived assassination attempts, yet this small, chaotic creature could bring him to his knees with a single demand. “Even the one with the feathers.”

They pretended to consider his offer before darting off again, leaving Aventurine in their wake. A crash echoed from the next room, followed by an enthusiastic, “Oops!”

He stood, smoothing his blazer as he surveyed the wreckage of his once-pristine office. This was just another high-stakes game, he reminded himself. The rules were unconventional, the opponent unpredictable, but Aventurine always played to win.

“Alright, darling,” he called, striding after them. “You’ve forced my hand. It’s time to introduce you to the most dangerous weapon in Daddy’s arsenal.”

They peeked out from behind an overturned chair, curious. “What is it?”

He smirked, pulling out a deck of cards. “A little thing called discipline.”

Their giggle echoed through the halls, and Aventurine couldn’t help but laugh too. Because despite the chaos, the broken vases, and the candy-fueled mayhem, he wouldn’t trade his little demon spawn for all the chips in the universe.

[herrlindemann]

Till, Principality Stadium, Cardiff, Wales, 30.06.2022 / Photos by Gábor Hernádi [HQ]

[bagginshieldfamily]

Okay but Fili and Kili definitely ran to Bag-End to meet their new cousin…. And annoy their uncles…

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

DRAGON FOUL LEGACY

Fun fact! As you probably know, the vast majority of depictions of dragons have their eyes on the sides of their heads. Evolution-wise, this means that there's something out there that hunts dragons, that has them as prey.

Foul Legacy only has that one (shiny <3) eye though. Which is smack dab in the middle of the facial area. Logically, with conversion to dragon features, this means that the eye would also be in the middle. So in an evolutionary sense, Legacy could be considered a predator to all and prey to none.

(I'd also like to point out that the Rex Lapis dragon form has sides-eyes. Meaning that evolutionarily he's prey to something. How funny, that a god!dragon is prey to something that an abyssal!dragon is not...)

~ Sincerely, a dragon-obsessed nerd :D Sorry, saw a post from you regarding dragon FL and immediately had to drop these tidbits on you. Do what you will with this information :D

MORE DRAGON FOUL LEGACY OUR SCALED GROWLING FRIEND

ironically, the fierce and merciless Abyssal dragon falls for a puny human of all creatures, absolutely smitten with you after you freed him from that ghastly trap. and sometimes he wishes he wasn't- you're so difficult to keep track of! so small amidst the rest of the mortals in the harbor, and Legacy can't exactly just waltz in and pick you out from the crowd. so he uses his human disguise instead, all freckles and copper hair and cool blue eyes that light up when he sees you, gripping you around the waist and twirling in delight. you almost scream the first time, taking him for a complete stranger, but he hushes you gently and brings your hand to his face, pushing into it with his cheek just as Foul Legacy would always do, faint scales just beneath a layer of skin. a sigh of relief escapes you- before you lightly smack him on the shoulder with a pouting scowl, and Legacy's human form lets out a smooth, rumbling laugh as he nuzzles against you

he tilts his head when you stop to say hello to Zhongli, eyes narrowing in eerie curiosity. the elegant man positively reeks of the scent of prey, the other dragons Foul Legacy would occasionally hunt, sometimes for food and sometimes for the sheer thrill. you barely notice Zhongli becoming more and more uncomfortable under his gaze until he hastily excuses himself, pivoting on his heel and hurrying away while your hand is still in the air. Legacy merely hums, smug and quite pleased with himself- you're his treasure, after all. dragons have to protect their treasures. his arms come around you once more, grinning and nudging into your hand as you idly scratch under his chin. you can't keep calling him "Legacy"- it'll draw stares from the strangeness, even as he bunts and purrs against you in his human form

so you give him the name of Ajax, and his eyes light up as if he's found another beautiful treasure

[ashoss]

Dick being a kid the god of travellers is like really perfect because like then Hermes was attracted to Dick’s mum who’s life is literally travel so I love that

But I also raise you Zeus kid Dick who can secretly actually fly but has to hide it cause like no one can know he’s a Zeus kid (he doesn’t want to die thank you very much) so that’s why he loves the traipse (no idea if I spelt that right) so much and then he doesn’t want to tell Bruce because Batman fights with no powers so Robin should too.

I also raise Athena kid Jason, he loves reading and seeing him absolutely terrified of spiders more so than like the joker is funny to me.

zeus dick (my inner 12 yo boy is giggling) is indeed interesting and i do like that inner conflict dick would have with “well batman doesn’t have powers, so i need to not use my powers” (plus bruce wouldn’t know how to train a kid with powers like that unless he told the league to help lol)

HOWEVER while in batkids have powers aus the “dick can fly” one is really popular but it kinds goes back what i was saying in the tags about attributing their own skills that they developed to a power. dick has been training his body since he could walk probably on the trapeze and with acrobatics- stuff that takes so much work and dedication and to give him the power of flight kinda takes that away? and that freedom he gets while in the air comes from his own satisfaction with his training (but its also cute to imagine baby robin dick flying around with superman :))

i do like athena jason ! esp with the more warlike association athena has as well. seeing as shes also the goddess of craft i can imagine him crafting super intricate devices and stuff for patrol lol

athena!jason, seeing the joker: eh whatever

athena!jason, seeing a spider- duel wielding guns, explosions going off, acid being poured on it

[halfhissandwich]

Furthering my “Logan is the baby of the family” agenda, this was episode 4 and he’s already pulling the “our nonexistent mom said it’s my turn on the Nintendo Wii!”

[princessanneftw]

Princess Anne and her doggo in 1975

[ilikemicrowaves]

I was possed by the demons again and made a mischievous honk fanchild this time.

[ikram1909]

Gavi with Rodri 💝💝

[gingenr]

Winterfest eve 🌲

Songs written (3/4); Mag and George's dynamic changed to strict.

[draconicfool]

this is a platonic tag dump

[jokest3r]

Makarov after Price practically steals his family and refuses to give them back: You really are the most devious bastard in New York City

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

hrvrvrvvr i loved the dragon reader thing, but i gotta know now what legacy is like with a western dragon reader instead of a chinese dragon reader (basically reader would be wayy more chaotic lol)

ohhh my moon and stars you two are going to get into SO much trouble

playfights are an absolute must, you both have a ton of energy to get out daily and have equally sturdy bodies, so you spend a lot of time sparring both with weapons and without. you're both incredibly careful not to draw blood- not that it's very easy, with your scales and his armor- and once you're finally tired you both collapse onto the ground, wheezing and laughing. you lightly punch his shoulder, giving Foul Legacy a grin that shows each of your sharp teeth and he rolls over and playfully licks your cheek, letting out a satisfied rumble. you and Legacy also tend to completely pass out after sparring, either dragging yourselves inside and slumping onto the bed or simply curling up in each other's embrace outside and sleeping under the stars- you're very grateful that your home is relatively secluded from the rest of Teyvat, with how often the latter happens

you're still not nearly as tall as Legacy is but you're matched in physical strength, so now HE gets to be on the receiving end of a welcoming tackle when you see him, both of you falling to the ground and snuggling up to each other in delight. he's fascinated by your large, sturdy wings, the way you can twist and fold them and use the claws on the ridges to prop yourself up- they're so wonderfully different compared to his light, gauzy wings, the glint reflecting off your scales mirroring the stellar glimmer along his own wings. you gnash at each other occasionally, your fangs clacking on his armor as he chomps your scales; biting seems to be a form of affection for both dragons and Abyssal monsters, although if you gnaw on Foul Legacy's arm, he can lift you up and leave only your tail touching the ground before pulling you into a tight hug, both of you happily purring in sync

[reilliane]

i binge read basically everything you wrote about vigil and OMG the amount of pretty privilege mc has is insane shes too powerful

PAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

That was the intention from the very beginning. Vigil!MC is this stereotypical sweetheart who is,, too good [kind?] to a fault. She's the type to give chances after chances and-

Kazuha: [writhing]

If I'd liken her to something, she's a cinnamon roll! she can't kill you, but she will [.. okay maybe just a punch-] if you manage to,, uh, make her snap 💀 i also don't know how to uhh- she's a,, peculiar? sweetheart?? she's not obliviously dense [sometimes-] but first thing that comes to her mind is always positive things, even in the face of danger lmao.

like, take for example maybe when she's in liyue w/kazuha & traveler and they're present during the battle against beisht [osial's wife], she'd first go:

vigil mc: she's come to avenge her husband, how loyal, that's so sweet, it's as if they're truly one-

kazuha: nee-san, i believe 'she' plans to flood the harbor

vigil mc: oh 😳 oh- quick, let's run ｡ﾟヽ(ﾟ´Д｀)ﾉﾟ｡

but you know who has actual pretty privilege? it's Sister!MC. the whole universe of that was built on 'harem but im putting my siblings first'. you remember how ayato folds in that short i made of the kamisato siblings and the traveler siblings chiiiiiiiiiiii-

[taylortruther]

my cat just ripped open a bag of orzo and spilled it all over the floor and started eating it raw 🧍🏾‍♀️

[penandswords]

So out of curiosity, how would Rima respond to someone like "Loki" from Marvel. cus he's kind of flirtatious a little isn't he?

Rima opens her mouth, BUT THE MUN covers it.

/IMMA NEED ONE OF HER PARENTS to come collect your DAUGHTER/

/PLS, don't do IT. Rima, RIMA PLS for the love of LOKI do NOT/